In short, these are the dumbest, sickest little pussies you're likely to ever have the misfortune of encountering.
* I have never had an account there, and I have no intention of making one anytime soon.
Anonymous: A group of internet anarchists who use their hacker skills in their self-appointed quest for Justice. There have been rumors that many are former members of 4chan, but like with any shadowy group that little is known about, nothing can be said for certain.
They also seem to have quite the nerdboner for Guy Fawkes. Frankly, I never cared for him too much, from what I saw of him, but then I only read the first issue of V for Vendetta.
I haven't read the whole book or seen the movie. Frankly, I identify more with Punisher, Rorschach, Jason Todd, those types.
Armchair Intellectual: A moron who thinks he's much smarter than he actually is, engaging in such activities as debating whilst having next to no clue what he's talking about, using regurgitated tidbits and the most basic of basics in lieu of a credible argument.
Black Knight: Named after the Black Knight from Monty Python. Similar to a Miles Gloriosus, except this jackass will keep the cocky attitude even while getting his ass kicked.
The KiwiFuckers, for example.
Blog: A website anyone can create to feature any content they desire, such as reviews, humor, news, or opinions.
*You're on mine right now.
Blogger: The quintessential blog-making tool.
* It has done well to serve my purposes.
Catfish: One who poses as someone they aren't using stolen pictures.
CelebJihad: A site full of ignorant, bigoted, sexist scumbags who post badly photo-shopped porn using pics from celebrities and anonymous naked chicks.
* I have no account and I don't want one.
Channite: The living viruses that infest the (#)chans. Channites have committed numerous crimes over the years, including but not limited to: character assassination, defamation, harassment, stalking, theft, and attempted murder. The majority have yet to see a day in jail for their crimes.
Circle Jerk: Whenever members of a group(like, by way of an example... REDDIT) get together to discuss something and end up repeating the same boring, tired, popular shit and basically spend the entire debate sucking themselves and eachother off.
Of course, they manage to keep their loads held back until they're certain anyone who opposes them has been down-voted/disliked/flagged into oblivion.
Circle Jerkoff: The pompous, dickriding, dicksucking, ballsucking, sycophantic, asskissing, brownosing ego-stroking losers of the Circle Jerk.
Cracked: They're like internet critics, but... less.
Cyberbullying: What trolls and other assholes often confuse for free speech. Attacking others online with the intent to cause them distress, anger, sadness. A disgusting and especially cowardly crime.
Daemon Hunter: A gang of wannabe Anonymous fruitcakes who target those trying to engage in sexual activity with children, which was awesome, until they went too far.
Sadly, they are now yet another case of vigilantes who punish the innocent along with the guilty. Well, "innocent" may be a stretch, but ruining a man's life via the Pedo Hunt method is a pretty disproportionate punishment for adultery.
* I was never a member and now I have no intention of being one.
Dickpics: What many perverted freaks like to send women for some reason. I would think one would want to see pics of them, rather then sending your own shit to someone else, but... I dunno, maybe they think the gesture'll be repaid?
Encyclopedia Dramatica: A site just as disgusting as the chans with ten times the pretentiousness. They like to think they're the toast of the trolls, but more often than not, they'll end up as the butt of the joke they think they're making.
I mean, puh-lease! That's as obvious as bait could ever get and these supposed comic geniuses fall hook, line and sinker? Tsk, tsk...
Overall, they're very much the troll's answer to armchair intellectuals.
* I have no account there, and I've no intention of making one.
EDick/EDickheadEDickwad/EDouche/EDipshit/EDumbshit/EDumbass: A member of Encyclopedia Dramatica. Immoral, craven, dumb sons of bitches just like channites, but significantly more arrogant and self-righteous.
Facebook: A site filled with many beautiful faces(and beautiful bodies) I dig it.
Got my account right here.
Fan: Someone who has a clear liking for some form of entertainment or public figure. For instance, I am a fan of Uwe Boll and of the Street Fighter video game series.
Fanbias: To have Fanbias is to blind oneself to the truth regarding something or someone they are a fan of/or not a fan of.
Thinking their hero can and has never done wrong, or that the character they despise is much worse than he really is, etc.
Fanboy/Fangirl: A brand of fan who's especially fond of the entertainment/public figure, notably more so than the average fan, sometimes to an unhealthy extent.
For instance, a man wearing a Darth Vader costume for Halloween? Fan.
A man who knows every one of DV's lines by heart? Fanboy.
A man having a Star Wars wedding? Fanboy to the max. ...though, I suppose I'd be up for it if the bride and maids were all rockin' the Slave Leia outfit, you know? Ha ha ha.
Fanfiction: Original non-profit stories created by fans of various entertainment series's. 98% of which tends to vary anywhere in quality from mildly shitty to the mold that grows on shit.
Likewise, the content can vary in terms of offensiveness and unfortunate implications from slightly irksome to "I honestly hope you burn in hell for this, you diseased, depraved fucking monster."
Fanfiction.net: The #1 site for fanfiction. Name kinda gives it away.
* Maybe I have an account there, maybe I don't.
Flamewar: One of my favorite pastimes. If starting shit online is using slings and arrows, starting one of these is breaking out the heavy artillery. A war of words, plain and simple.
Goon: What the members of the Jackass-of-all-trade site known as SomethingAwful call themselves after an ancient and not especially noteworthy incident. It came about when they got some pretty big sticks jammed up their asses for the ten-trillionth time and ganged up to harass, stalk, and generally talk shit to a single guy from behind the safety of anonymity like all cyberscu-*ahem*
That is- when once again these fine young men and women felt the call of justice in their hearts, and bravely joined forces to strike down a truly vile piece of scum, and uh, took up secret identities so their loved ones would never have to suffer the attacks of their enemies! Like all true heroes!
Anyway, he told Kyanka the site's head honcho, to stop his "goons" from harassing him.
Did they stop? Don't know, but I'd wager not. Anyway, since that was a mildly uncommon term, and this is the net, and people are fucking stupid, it of course spread like wildfire to be the almost-completely-official moniker of the site's members.
Hackers: Those who use their skills to steal, access information, and/or utterly fuck up their target, whoever it may be. Targets can be individuals or even entire sites.
The Internet: What you're on right now. A technological marvel, originally conceived as a weapon, that allows people all over the world to interact with eachother. Now if only there was a way to ban all the brits...
Internet Tough Guy: One who acts big and badass from behind the safety of their computer screen(All Channites, all EDicks, Goons, Facebook freaks, Twitter titheads, etc.) but either can't or won't back that shit up when it hits the fan.
Note that this is explicitly a guy who acts tough but isn't. Hulk Hogan talking shit online would NOT be an example as he's a bona fide tough guy. See the difference?
Kiwifarms: A third-rate (#)chan knock-off. The only thing that separates these assholes from the ones on the (#)chans is their sheer arrogance. Their heads are even further up their own sorry asses than the EDouches, and that's saying something.
Example A(sshole):
"This site already triggered you and you had the gall to call it a third rate version of the chan boards. Explain that one to me."
I'll try:
1.You little braindead pissants? Trigger me?
2.Gall? Coming from the miserable little shit who's so full of shit he thinks a casual response to the shit-
grade shit him and his gang of shithead delinquents shat out counts as being "triggered" that really means a lot. Not. Of course, that's only from your (warped)perspective, because...
3.You got the wrong guy.
Anything else you need explained to you, shit face?
* I had an account, but once I found out Bread(chump doesn't deserve to have "God" in his name.) had been spreading his horseshit on ED, which in turn leaked to KF I made a hasty and strategic retreat.
If those assholes wanna play, they gotta play by MY rules.
Now, the only shit these douchebags can give me is on MY pages, where I can deal with them on MY terms.
No matter what, I win as I always do. Suck it, KiwiFucks.
(Wo)Manchild: A grown man/woman who acts in an immature manner, complete with whininess, selfishness, and very childish hobbies, such as playing with toys on a constant basis, playing dress-up outside of special occasions, living with one's parents well into their 30's and beyond, etc.
b.Mad(Wo)manchild: The Manchild's even uglier sibling.
If the Manchild could be thought of as an annoying, whiny little kid in an adult's body, the Madmanchild would be an annoying, pretentious little kid in an adult's body.
At their core, they are just as immature as the manchild, but keep their true colors hidden under a facade, or rather a delusion(hence the "Mad" in their name) of eloquence and maturity, which almost always ends up coming off as pompousness. Expect them to act in an overly sophisticated manner, using the biggest words they know in every sentence and flaunting their store-bought knowledge like a badge.
In arguments, they're even worse, constantly remarking on how idiotic/immature their adversaries are while chain disliking/downvoting, namecalling, and otherwise acting like petulant douches.
This delusional hypocrisy and adamant refusal to see themselves as they are are ironically makes them even less mature than the typical Manchild, who for better are worse, are fine with who they are.
The majority of Armchair Intellectuals tend to be this.
Ogre: One who furiously attacks other people online, yet who is distinct from a troll due to several factors:
1.Trolls try to cause harm get their jollies, Ogres try to cause harm to vent their rage.
2.A typical Troll usually acts under a facade, trying to trick people into thinking they're serious, an Ogre is always serious and cares nothing for the opinions of others.
If the average Troll's like The Joker, the average Ogre is like The Hulk.
Reddit: An online news site made by Armchair Intellectuals for Armchair Intellectuals. Filled to the brim with some of the most pompous, douchey, Madmanchildren you're likely to ever meet.
The mods are corrupt and biased, and the members are arrogant pricks. This site fucking sucks, plain and simple.
They also happen to be thieves, having stolen a subreddit *I* created.
* I've had several accounts, all of them have been destroyed thanks to the mods targeting me for my transgressions while ignoring the ones who transgressed against me. In fact, I was even banned for responding to those who were giving me shit. With shit, I admit, but they started it.
They'll all pay dearly one day. I promise.
Shadow Tropes: The obviously superior choice of trope sites. I do what TvTropes does, except better and I avoid making the same mistakes as their idiot members.
I don't post things with seriously Unfortunate Implications like they do.
I don't come up with asinine theories with no canonical proof that go directly against established canon/charaterization and call it "Alternate Character Interpretation."
-and I don't feel the need to censor myself because a bunch of losers don't like what I'm posting.
SomethingAwful: Kinda like Reddit, but not as interesting. Not as morally reprehensible as the (#)chans or encyclopedias, not as full of themselves as Reddit, not as full of shit as TvTropes, but unfortunately, not as noteworthy as the former two, nor as amusing as the latter two. You could call it the Jack(ass)-of-all-stats of entertainment sites, for better and worse.
* Never had an account, never will. Waste of my cashola.
Troll: One who attacks others on the internet through elaborate schemes or just good old-fashioned shit-talk, to get their jollies.
Said jollies can come from an emotional response, successful duping of gullible idiots, or getting a wannabe troll/wiseguy to break character.
Troper: One of the jerkoffs that waste their time on TvTropes.
Tropes: Commonly-used and notable plot device/character feature.
TvTropes: A site created with the intent to both catalog tropes from various forms of media and analyze the messages, morals, characters and events within, also listing examples from Real Life in applicable tropes themselves. Their goal has suffered as of late on account of the purge of all "Real Life" examples relating to anything remotely controversial,
and the site itself has suffered because of rampant fanbias, blatant ignorance and falsehoods being spread like a virus by the idiot members, and a castration of a doctrine called "Rule of Cautious Editing Judgement".(If it's going to offend anyone in any way, regardless of the truth in the statement, keep it to yourself.)
Were that not bad enough, the site's been filled with corrupt admins for years, operating with one set of rules for themselves, and a whole other set for everyone else.
* I myself was on the receiving end on of the corruption the idiot mods embraced and was promptly permabanned when I told them how that made me feel. I suppose I wasn't particularly polite about it, so I guess it's not fair to fault them for that... but I will anyways.
The site seems to have effectively locked out all outsiders as I've tried to make new accounts in the past, but get the same "this system is down" nonsense each time.
I've grown tired of that place as of late, and no longer have any interest in being part of it, even if I could.
Twitter: The quintessential social media network, nice and easy if you want some cheap laughs and fast news. Also filled with hotties like Facebook.
* Got my account right here, amigo!
Uncyclopedia: The Waluigi to Encyclopedia Dramatica's Wario. Nuff said.
* Don't have an account, and don't want one.
White Knight: One who attacks those who are wronging or hurting a woman in some way, usually in the hopes of getting something in return. Though, granted there are rare "chivalry-for-chivalry's-sake" cases on occasion, these are few and far between, and the knights are naturally, due to their sexist nature, misguided.
White Knightmare: The White Knight's asshole of an older brother. Where even the more selfish White Knights at the very least might be driving off something worse than them, these fuckwads will attack anyone the second they assume them to be acting indecent towards women, or even planning to act that way. Say so much as "Hi, how ya doin'?" and these dimestore dickheads will come a-chargin' on their steeds, ready to stick their lance where the sun don't shine.
Youtube: A site for sharing videos of all kinds. Pretty simple, really.
* Here's my account! :D
